Pop! Bang! Boom! I Could Only Imagine

Here in Arizona, them thangs called farrwurks ain't legal. But you can still have a blast of a time on this sed holeeday. Just take a look at all them thangs I was able tuh finagle this here fourth of jule-eye!

This lil' firecracker's done gone to bed, but with the miracle of modern motherhood, my messages continue to circulate the World Wide Web.

See ya down yonder next time...
Emerson